When I underwent a vasectomy following the conception of my third child, my wife told me that my taking the step toward birth control instead of opting for her to undergo a much more risky procedure was one of the most generous and thoughtful moves I had ever made in our relationship. Little did I realize that although I, had already done my part in bringing three new, hunter-friendly females into the world, that elective surgery would years later, especially considering what's in my DNA, bring smiles to the faces of the anti-hunters known as the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Sorry PETA, the damage is already done, my pro-hunter gene has been passed on to my descendants. Following a long period of silence and refrain from their usual, stupid antics the evidence of their buffoonery is in a story that they've "spawned" on my old nemesis PETA's, web site:

Nov. 6, 2015 – John Nelson Harris of Groveland, Fla., was awarded first place in the 2016 Louisiana Waterfowl Conservation Stamp competition sponsored by the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries (LDWF). The contest determines the image to be used on what is commonly known as the Louisiana Duck Stamp.